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[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Hanging out in the messhall, drinking coffee and trying to plan his next move :|*

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[dickpunchingarsonist]

Protect me, huh? From what?

[healthyinstincts]

[--oops :x]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Pokes his cheek*

Welllll?

[healthyinstincts]

[jerks away]

--Nothing.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I want to know, tell me.

[healthyinstincts]

... n... no.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Oh? Why not?

[healthyinstincts]

Because. It's not important.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Then why not tell me?

[healthyinstincts]

T-the same reason you're not telling me who the dangerous person is.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

That's cheating.

[healthyinstincts]

[bites his lip but doesn't relent]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Fine fine. If you really don't wanna tell then I ain't gonna make you.

[healthyinstincts]

... sorry.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You don't have to apologize for it.

[healthyinstincts]

[._.]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Ker-drape*

What's that face for, huh?

[healthyinstincts]

I disappointed you.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I want to know, but I wouldn't say you disappointed me. I'm not mad at you, you know.

[healthyinstincts]

But I... I was trying to... get you to tell me who it is. I was deceiving you.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

...sneaky!

[healthyinstincts]

I'm a liar.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Oh please, you couldn't even keep it up! You lied, but you are not a liar. One lie does not a liar make or some crap like that.

[healthyinstincts]

But I shouldn't-- not to you... you're my... my best friend.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You worry too much. I forgive you and you've learned your lesson, there. We're good.