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Character: Michael (aka Mika)
Series: Angel Sanctuary
Character Age: Looks 16, but actually age is old
Canon: Setsuna Mudo is anything but your typical high school student. Not only is he a delinquent and in love with his biological sister, but he is also the reincarnation of the fallen organic angel Alexiel. Caught in the battle between Heaven and Hell, Setsuna must learn to accept his role as the savior before it's too late. Elsewhere in the story, Michael is the short, and even shorter tempered, archangel of fire. He's quick to anger, slow to trust, prideful, and extremely destructive. He enjoys battling strong opponents and seems to have a penchant for wearing tight leather short-shorts and thigh-high hooker boots. He is sensitive about his height and about his brother, Lucifer. Yes, Lucifer, the devil. Thanks to his brother being the fallen morning star himself, Michael suffers from a severe inferiority complex. He holds a serious grudge against his brother and wishes to truly defeat him. Aside from being the elemental angel of fire, he also is in charge of guarding Heaven's border.

Sample Entry: Okay, listen up, because I’m such a nice guy, I’ll give you a heads up. The next tranny who comes up to me and starts complaining about ‘wanting to go home’ will get a real stick shoved up their ass! Bitch, bitch, bitch. All you people have done since I got here is complain. If you are really that upset, I would be more than happy to put you out of your misery. I may not be on the clock, but when you love what you do, puttin’ in overtime ain’t so bad!

I know, I know. ‘How considerate of you’, well, I truly am a kind bastard. But before you start in with my well-deserved cheers of gratitude, I’m going to make this clear. I don’t think of you bunch as anything more than sword practice. I don’t care about your “feelings”. So if you’re thinking about telling me your problems like some sort of Dr.Phil? Don’t, because I will Camp Fuck You Up.

I’m saying this once and only once! You ask me to repeat myself? You die. Simple enough? Well, maybe not, you don’t seem like a particularly bright group. Infact, if I’m going to be brutally honest, which I am, I haven’t seen a group this stupid lookin’ since…you guys look really dumb.

Well, dumb or not, I just need directions to the closest “hickory stump“. All I know was that my bastard of a brother, Lucifer, yes, the devil Tch, challenged me to a duel. With fiddles. How the hell are we supposed to fight using fiddles? I guess I could give him a pretty serious splinter or concussion. What I really can’t understand though is why the hell he chose Georgia as the battleground! Of all the places he could ha-…this isn’t Georgia? What do you mean this isn’t Georgia?! Care to tell me exactly why this isn’t Georgia, then! And you better start explaining because the longer you take, the angrier I get. And trust me, making me any angrier than I already am is not in your favor, homo.

I swear, the second I get out of this god-forsaken hole, I’m puttin’ this place on my ’to destroy’ list. Just you watch!

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