IC Continuation

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*continued from here*

.....he's going to have a lot of questions for you when you get home. Sorry.

Comments

[dickpunchingarsonist]

There's always 4chan.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I am not showing him porno . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Raph has a lot of experience with women, but I wouldn't trust him to be nice.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[ . . . having a mental moment of "W-what if Jasdero's--straight?!"]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Devit is having a weird thought again isn't he?*

Ummm, hello?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Why would he need to know about women?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

.....good point.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I don't even think he knew girls could have sex until he asked.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Speaking of girls having sex though....

If you're a bottom, and Hakuren is a bottom, who's going to put it in? How are you going to have sex with both wanting to take but neither wanting to give? You know?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

We're never gonna have sex, dumbass, it's banned here and we don't come from the same world! And I don't think he can hop around like you can. And I don't think he'll let me keep him after camp. I can top! I can definitely top! It's not that I can't top, because I can and I do! And did you just call me a girl???

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*-Admit
-Deny
->Laugh*

Pfft ahahahaha!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

NOT A FUCKING GIRL!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Take a joke, take a joke!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I actually tried putting him on top and he didn't get it. He's fucking retarded about everything. But I can top, okay, I'm a man!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You two are special little snowflakes, aren't you?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaaat?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I'm just saying neither of you could top your way out of a paper bag. It's the blind leading the blind!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I can top him easy, and I could top you too!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Oh yeah? Easy, huh? Alright then, top me! Let's see it.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[o is that a tree? TREES]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

....well?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . .

[just. steps back and facepalms a little] That face, dammit . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Sorry, is this one better?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

It's too late now, dammit! I can't do it because you--you look so bored, it's like nothing I do will feel good, I'll just make an ass of myself. It makes more sense for you to, uh, top because you can get me going a lot easier than I can get you going.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

So basically, you can't top to save your life.