IC Drinking Post Goes Here

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

Comments

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Right! I knew that one!

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

Do you have more wine?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I do! *hands the bottle of white wine from earlier; bouncing on the bed goes here*

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

[takes it |D and spends a minute trying to pour a glass after opening it before frowning]

Don't do that~ I can't pour this way.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Just cut out the middle man and drink from the bottle!

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

But that's crude!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Be crude for the night then! Who cares?

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

I care.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Do it because I want you to!

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

[. . . tentatively sips from the bottle]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

See! It's not that bad~! *bounce bounce*

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

Hm . . . [UNCONVINCED but pudding makes it okay]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*bouncinggggg* You're okay for a girl!

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

I'm a woman~

[dickpunchingarsonist]

If I'm a man, and you're a woman....

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

That's so forward of you!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I'm a forward thinker!

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

[drapes one arm over him |D]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*allows it; rambling goes here*

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

[pretending to be paying attention]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*this is very srs business! burying his face in her neck and ranting about God know what...is a very talkative drunk*

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

[stroking his hair and dropping in the occasional word of agreement here and there]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

And that's why I'm the fucking king!

[negi-cure.livejournal.com]

[has made her way through a few more glasses while he rambled]

Ara, I see~ Michael is so amazing~ ♥

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Exactly! Just the point I was makin'! And that's why everyone should worship me, you know?