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[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

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[dickpunchingarsonist]

Stressing out about it isn't gonna change that though, so stop worrying or stop wanting!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I think I gotta drink some more.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Starting his fourth bottle* Me too!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[holding out a glass] Relax, relax, hunh . . . maybe I just . . . am I really that stressed?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Are you seriously asking me that?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Uh, yes?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Look at how freaked out and obsessed about it you are. There's no way in hell you're having fun right now. Just do what you want to and what feels good. Deal with the rest later.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[does a shot, groans and flops back on the bed]

Yeah . . . okay . . . what about you?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

What about me now?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

You stressed?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Hurt, annoyed, frustrated....but not really stressed.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

You gonna end up back with the boyfriend angel?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*headshake no*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Huh. That's good for you. Good! It's weird to think about, but good! You deserve better!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I know I do! Who the fuck does he think he is, breaking up with me?!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[shrugs] It's just less stress for you, right?? Fuck him! He's the one missing out!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Exactly! Now I don't have to get upset by the dumb shit he does. It's great!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[grins and throws another pillow at] You're a free man!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*stands up and whacks with the pillow* You're right!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[kicks at] Pillow fight, huh, you a fucking girl, Angel?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*sits on!* Last I checked, you were the tranny!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[swings a pillow at] For the last time, I'm not a goddamn tranny, ever!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Roll roll roll* The hair, the dress, the make-up.....speaking of make-up...Ticky has to sleep at some point, right?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

It's not a dress! --Yeah? Why?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Make-up plus sleeping Ticky equals good times.