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[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

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[dickpunchingarsonist]

Exactly! Now I don't have to get upset by the dumb shit he does. It's great!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[grins and throws another pillow at] You're a free man!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*stands up and whacks with the pillow* You're right!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[kicks at] Pillow fight, huh, you a fucking girl, Angel?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*sits on!* Last I checked, you were the tranny!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[swings a pillow at] For the last time, I'm not a goddamn tranny, ever!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Roll roll roll* The hair, the dress, the make-up.....speaking of make-up...Ticky has to sleep at some point, right?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

It's not a dress! --Yeah? Why?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Make-up plus sleeping Ticky equals good times.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[SNORTgiggle] I like the way you think!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

We just wait til he comas and then we attack.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[sits up] Can't fall asleep until then . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

But waiting is boring...

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Hit him on the head?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

....

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I thought it sounded fun . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Go for it.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[stands up and wobbles]

. . . Think I better lie down first . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Do NOT vomit on me or I will kill you.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna! [flopping on the bed] It's just--dizzy!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*snorts* We can prank Ticky another time.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Just wake me up when he falls asleep . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

As if I'm gonna sit here alone.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Then keep me awake!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

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