dickpunchingarsonist

KON:
Nakatsu- Hot and Not (he's a cool looking guy, but cool guys are usually dickssssss)
Michael- Hot (he has Ticky's hair in that icon and Ticky is hot so Kon is hot by association :|)
Tsuna- Hot (he's probably popular, he's got good looks yeah)
Johji- Hot (Nice hair, good bone structure, interesting look)
Ohno- Hot (he's handsome and a little older/mature looking)
Nana- Hot and Not (see Nakatsu's answer)
Ebi- Hot (he seems really calm and down to earth, mellow is good)

LINK:
Nakatsu- Not (looks really strict :\ like a teacher or something)
Michael- Hot (makes food, has impressive hair! although the bangs are still weird :|)
Tsuna- Not (the strict expressions make him uncomfortable)
Johji- Hot and Not (great fashion sense, TERRIBLE hair style)
Ohno- Hot ( |D )
Nana- Not (looks like a total stick in the mud)
Ebi- Hot (good face!)

TIM:
Nakatsu- Hot (typical good looking guy, normal handsome)
Michael- Not (looks too nice :|)
Tsuna- Hot (reminds him of Yamamoto a little)
Johji- Hot (okay looking, sure why not)
Ohno- Hot (although too young for her tastes)
Nana- Not (:|)
Ebi- Not (too young for Ebi)

RYOGA:
Nakatsu- Not (what the heck is he angry for?)
Michael- Not (D< )
Tsuna- Not (the yelling intimidates him)
Johji- Hot (fun to tease, good reactions |D)
Ohno- Hot (but not her type)
Nana- Not (but she'd like to argue with him ahaha)
Ebi- Not (too young for Ebi)

XELLOS/JOKER:
Nakatsu- Not (creepy smile!)
Michael- Not (that smile pisses me off)
Tsuna- Not (intimidated by the Mukuro like expression)
Johji- Not (not fun to tease :\)
Ohno- Hot (althoug not her taste)
Nana- Not (see Nakatsu's answer)
Ebi- Not (she already has one smiling fiend)