IC Continuation

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*continued from here*

.....he's going to have a lot of questions for you when you get home. Sorry.

Comments

[dickpunchingarsonist]

And the holy ones have a thing for Noahs, go figure.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Hey, yeah, what's that say about you guys! And Ticky, too . . . maybe there really is some kinda . . . thing. [gestures vaguely]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Jasdero asked me why people want to have sex with certain other people....I didn't really know how to answer! He asks tough ones! Also, I kinda told him you bottom. Don't worry though, he didn't get it.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

He asked me that too, what're you supposed to say, anyway? That's just how it works out! I told him it's the same as liking someone like a friend or thinking they're cool, you just wanna touch them too. --You told him that!?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I tried, but theres too many variables and shit!

Oh please, as if he didn't know. He may not know the word 'bottom' but the meaning is still there.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I don't even get it myself, so if he figures it out, he can tell me.

What if he asks me what it means! I'm not telling him that! Of course he doesn't know, how would he know I was--into--that??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

There's always 4chan.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I am not showing him porno . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Raph has a lot of experience with women, but I wouldn't trust him to be nice.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[ . . . having a mental moment of "W-what if Jasdero's--straight?!"]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*Devit is having a weird thought again isn't he?*

Ummm, hello?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Why would he need to know about women?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

.....good point.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I don't even think he knew girls could have sex until he asked.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Speaking of girls having sex though....

If you're a bottom, and Hakuren is a bottom, who's going to put it in? How are you going to have sex with both wanting to take but neither wanting to give? You know?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

We're never gonna have sex, dumbass, it's banned here and we don't come from the same world! And I don't think he can hop around like you can. And I don't think he'll let me keep him after camp. I can top! I can definitely top! It's not that I can't top, because I can and I do! And did you just call me a girl???

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*-Admit
-Deny
->Laugh*

Pfft ahahahaha!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

NOT A FUCKING GIRL!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Take a joke, take a joke!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I actually tried putting him on top and he didn't get it. He's fucking retarded about everything. But I can top, okay, I'm a man!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You two are special little snowflakes, aren't you?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaaat?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I'm just saying neither of you could top your way out of a paper bag. It's the blind leading the blind!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I can top him easy, and I could top you too!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Oh yeah? Easy, huh? Alright then, top me! Let's see it.