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[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

Comments

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You drink til you're drunk! Or atleast until you start feeling good.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

What about you, you feel good? This is just kinda weird.

[pouring another one, sure]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Yeah, I feel a little relaxed. Not drunk yet, but it does loosen you up a bit. *leans back to prove his point*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

How far you gonna go? [drinks it and then immediately nibbles at a riceball again because he sucks]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Mm, we'll see. It won't be any fun if I'm the only drunk one.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wouldn't trust being drunk around you guys if you weren't too, especially that Muffin Girl, she was saying some weird shit . . . [leaning back]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

It's not like we're going to rape you.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that! [waves his hand] But if I did stupid shit you'd never let me hear the end of it!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You do stupid shit sober, what's the difference?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Oh shut up! [throws the riceball at Mika, and misses by a very wide margin] Oops.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Oh my God, you gotta be joking!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

What??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Can you walk a straight line still? Huh?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[JUMPING UP TO SHOW YOU I CAN and tripping on his discarded boot]

[shit]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*cracking up and continues drinking~* Sit down before you break something. Namely yourself.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[sits down and holds his head in his hand] That was retarded.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Kinda yeah. Do you want to try something else?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

No, I'm getting used to it! I told you I'm not a pussy! I'm not drinking girly shit like the Muffin Girl!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*has started bottle three* What the hell are you trying to prove?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Uhhh . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

We know you're not a pussy, dumbass.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . . I know!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*forehead flick* Dumbass.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[swats at] Shut up, I just don't wanna lose to you guys!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

We've been drinking waaaay longer than you, of course you're gonna lose.