IC Drinking Post Goes Here

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

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[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Two at once?

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

In succession. You don't want to fall behind, do you? That's a default lose.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

But I just dr--oh yeah, I uh, I forgot . . . heh!

[doing one and urgh taking a moment]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

*drinks his |D*

If you need help let me know.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

What do you mean help?

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

You don't really want to know.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Yes I do, dammit!

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Well, if you insist.

*picks up the shot you haven't taken and reaches into you, and neatly drops the alcohol into your stomach*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[just. freezes for a second]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

*starts pouring himself another shot*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[THANK GOD THERE'S A TRASH CAN NEARBY I'M JUST GOING TO BE THROWING UP INTO IT NOW]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

.............................

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

God, fuck you Ticky, fuck you, that was messed up . . .

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Throwing up is a loss.

*rolls his eyes and takes his shot*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[wiping his eyes]

. . . Shit, I have to start over, don't I? And I didn't throw up because of the alcohol, you jackass, you had your hand in there! You--that's weird!

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Oh please, I do it to humans all the time.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I don't care about humans! Do it to humans all you want! You pour booze into humans through their stomachs? Is this a date rape thing, Ticky??

[flopping over his bed to grab his toothbrush from the other side]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

I reach into them. And they handle it better than you.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I felt weird from the booze! Hurry up and get drunk, maybe you'll suck less to talk to!

[BRB, HYGIENICS, TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Tempting, but I don't think I should.

*drinks anyway*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[RETURNS after a time, brushed and washed and makeupless and looking less ill]

Did you say you're not gonna get drunk? Then what're you doing--you're drinking this stuff that tastes like shit for no reason?

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

You grow to like the taste, and I don't mind a small effect.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[sits down and contemplates a shot, ugh, starting over sucks]

Who would like it? . . . I asked your human that question, by the way.

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

At this rate you'll never know. What did he say?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[stfu, does the shot]

Uh--what did he say?? He told me he hates you but he likes you too. I think your human's got a thing for you, Ticky!