IC Drinking Post Goes Here

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

Comments

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[JUMPING UP TO SHOW YOU I CAN and tripping on his discarded boot]

[shit]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*cracking up and continues drinking~* Sit down before you break something. Namely yourself.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[sits down and holds his head in his hand] That was retarded.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Kinda yeah. Do you want to try something else?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

No, I'm getting used to it! I told you I'm not a pussy! I'm not drinking girly shit like the Muffin Girl!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*has started bottle three* What the hell are you trying to prove?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Uhhh . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

We know you're not a pussy, dumbass.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . . I know!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*forehead flick* Dumbass.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[swats at] Shut up, I just don't wanna lose to you guys!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

We've been drinking waaaay longer than you, of course you're gonna lose.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

You're not even buzzed yet, are you?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

What do you think?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

How much have you had??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Two whole bottles, a shot of Ticky's and a glass of Chizu-nee's?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[bangs his head on the table once]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

That isn't going to help you! *downing the third bottle, and okay, standing up a little wobbily now*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Ha! So you're feeling something! Do you have special angel alcohol . . . skills?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

...skills?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

You know, tolerance? [just remembered the word, he's slower than usual]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Not all angels can drink as much as I do! I'm special!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Like that riceball you ate, or really special??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Umm....shit, is this a trick question?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[SNICKERS and does another shot] Yes?