IC Drinking Post Goes Here

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

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[dickpunchingarsonist]

We've been drinking waaaay longer than you, of course you're gonna lose.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

You're not even buzzed yet, are you?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

What do you think?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

How much have you had??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Two whole bottles, a shot of Ticky's and a glass of Chizu-nee's?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[bangs his head on the table once]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

That isn't going to help you! *downing the third bottle, and okay, standing up a little wobbily now*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Ha! So you're feeling something! Do you have special angel alcohol . . . skills?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

...skills?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

You know, tolerance? [just remembered the word, he's slower than usual]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Not all angels can drink as much as I do! I'm special!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Like that riceball you ate, or really special??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Umm....shit, is this a trick question?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[SNICKERS and does another shot] Yes?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*kicks at and does a shot* Fucker.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Ow! [kicks at BACK] I was testing, it was a test . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

What was a test now?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Uh . . . the question.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Shit, what?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[s-snicker] What're you so confused about!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Nothing confuses me, that's why I'm the fucking KING!!!! *KICK!*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Ow, fucker! If you're the king I'm the--the--

[dickpunchingarsonist]

The what? QUEEN?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I'm not your fucking queen!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*flops back, laughinnnnng* Tranny!