IC Drinking Post Goes Here

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

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[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[just. freezes for a second]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

*starts pouring himself another shot*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[THANK GOD THERE'S A TRASH CAN NEARBY I'M JUST GOING TO BE THROWING UP INTO IT NOW]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

.............................

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

God, fuck you Ticky, fuck you, that was messed up . . .

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Throwing up is a loss.

*rolls his eyes and takes his shot*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[wiping his eyes]

. . . Shit, I have to start over, don't I? And I didn't throw up because of the alcohol, you jackass, you had your hand in there! You--that's weird!

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Oh please, I do it to humans all the time.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I don't care about humans! Do it to humans all you want! You pour booze into humans through their stomachs? Is this a date rape thing, Ticky??

[flopping over his bed to grab his toothbrush from the other side]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

I reach into them. And they handle it better than you.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I felt weird from the booze! Hurry up and get drunk, maybe you'll suck less to talk to!

[BRB, HYGIENICS, TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Tempting, but I don't think I should.

*drinks anyway*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[RETURNS after a time, brushed and washed and makeupless and looking less ill]

Did you say you're not gonna get drunk? Then what're you doing--you're drinking this stuff that tastes like shit for no reason?

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

You grow to like the taste, and I don't mind a small effect.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[sits down and contemplates a shot, ugh, starting over sucks]

Who would like it? . . . I asked your human that question, by the way.

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

At this rate you'll never know. What did he say?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[stfu, does the shot]

Uh--what did he say?? He told me he hates you but he likes you too. I think your human's got a thing for you, Ticky!

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

*refills*

Of course he does. It just took him a while to notice.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

But he hates you! You're both fucking crazy. You'll be real happy together~

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

This is why I had you ask him.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

So I could see how crazy he is?

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

No, your understanding is just very narrow and I didn't feel like dealing with it.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[GOING FOR A KICK UNDER THE TABLE]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

*kicked, looks at your shot*

Are you going to drink that or not?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'm doing it! Leave me alone! And I understand more than you think!

[doing--half of the shot and coughing, but then gamely finishing the rest, okay]