IC Drinking Post Goes Here

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

Comments

[dickpunchingarsonist]

No, I picked something sweeter for you. *takes a seat and tugs off his boots*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I don't need something sweeter!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*offers the bottle of whiskey he'd been drinking*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[oho, pouring some into a glass and BOTTOMS UP--]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[trftgjh]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[CHOKE, SPIT there's one question answered]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[COUGHING A WHOLE LOT]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*SNORTS AND DRINKS HIS LIKE A MAN, kicks Devit a little before sitting on him*

And that's why I gave you the sweeter stuff.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[shoves at and tries to clear his throat augh] What the fuck are you drinking, that's so nasty, ucchhhh . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Alcohol generally tastes like piss, sweet piss, or death. No one really drinks this shit for the taste. Do you feel the burning yet?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Of course it burned! How does anyone drink enough of this stuff to . . . [coughing a little more]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*offers over a bottle of water*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[drinks some] Can't they put something in that . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

There are mixed drinks, which taste better. But those are for pussies.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not a pussy, dammit!

[taking the bottle Mika was drinking from again :|||]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

No? So you don't mind drinking it straight?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Of course I don't, I was just surprised!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Ooh, that's a good face! Come on then, drink damnit!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, a good face . . .

[hooooh, okay. pouring some and--sipping a little?]

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

It's just as bad if you just take a little . . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Actually, it's worse sipping it. You just need to knock it back so that you don't taste it. If you want, we could see if Chizu-nee will let you take bodyshots off her.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . . What's that?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

It's when you take a shot of alcohol off someone body. Like out of their bellybutton or wherever. Mostly I just suggested it to hurt your brain.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . . Nasty.