IC Drinking Post Goes Here

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Booze....check. People....check. Food....CHIZU-NEE DID YOU MAKE THE FOOD?!

Comments

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Actually, it's worse sipping it. You just need to knock it back so that you don't taste it. If you want, we could see if Chizu-nee will let you take bodyshots off her.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . . What's that?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

It's when you take a shot of alcohol off someone body. Like out of their bellybutton or wherever. Mostly I just suggested it to hurt your brain.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

. . . Nasty.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Ahahaha~!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[makes a face and does the shot--makes a BIGGER face]

It's not getting any better!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You get used to it.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[grabs a riceball] Well I feel a little sick from it.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Grab me an egg roll while you're at it. And whatever you do, do not vomit on me.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

[tosses the egg roll at him] Not that sick! Just a little dizzy!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*catches it~! munching on it now* God, you're a total lightweight.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

S-shut up, it's got nothing to do with that, I am not! How much am I supposed to drink anyway??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You drink til you're drunk! Or atleast until you start feeling good.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

What about you, you feel good? This is just kinda weird.

[pouring another one, sure]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Yeah, I feel a little relaxed. Not drunk yet, but it does loosen you up a bit. *leans back to prove his point*

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

How far you gonna go? [drinks it and then immediately nibbles at a riceball again because he sucks]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Mm, we'll see. It won't be any fun if I'm the only drunk one.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wouldn't trust being drunk around you guys if you weren't too, especially that Muffin Girl, she was saying some weird shit . . . [leaning back]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

It's not like we're going to rape you.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that! [waves his hand] But if I did stupid shit you'd never let me hear the end of it!

[dickpunchingarsonist]

You do stupid shit sober, what's the difference?

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Oh shut up! [throws the riceball at Mika, and misses by a very wide margin] Oops.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Oh my God, you gotta be joking!

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

What??

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Can you walk a straight line still? Huh?